Editorial note: This publication and Quirky Cotton Collective share an owner. The shirt image opens with type before it opens with a cat. GREETINGS arches across the top in blue-purple dimensional letters, and HUZZ sits below it in the same treatment. The letterforms are the first thing the eye resolves, which is unusual for a…
The shirt prints four periodic-table-style tiles in a row: 53 I, 74 W, 22 Ti, 16 S. Above them, the sentence I WEAR THIS SHIRT PERIODICALLY runs in plain capitals. The joke is not that the tiles spell the sentence. The tile symbols are I, W, Ti, S — four element symbols that, read aloud,…
Editorial note: This publication and Quirky Cotton Collective share an owner. The artwork is small enough to describe in one breath: the words GOT TOO SILLY set above a white, goose-like bird dressed in an orange prison uniform, holding a black mugshot board. That is the whole image. No background, no caption, no courtroom, no…
The Game Boy’s third sound channel does something the other three cannot: it plays a waveform you supply. Channels 1 and 2 are pulse generators locked to four duty settings. Channel 4 is a linear-feedback shift register producing noise. Channel 3 — the wave channel — reads from a 32-entry table of 4-bit samples that…
Pac-Man’s four ghosts are not a single enemy rendered in four colors. Each one runs a different targeting routine, and those routines are simple enough to describe as arithmetic on tile coordinates. The differences are what make the maze feel like it contains four distinct pursuers rather than one swarm. This article is about the…
In 1985, a cracked copy of a Commodore 64 game often began with a screen that had nothing to do with the game. A border flashed, a scrolltext announced a group handle, and a few sprites bounced to a two-channel tune. The cracker had removed the copy protection and inserted a signature. That signature was…
How Elite Fit an Entire Galaxy into 22KB: The BBC Micro Compression Architecture That Made Procedural Narrative Possible The BBC Micro Model B shipped in 1981 with 32KB of RAM and a 2MHz 6502. Elite, written by David Braben and Ian Bell across roughly two years and released in September 1984, used 22KB of that…
Hardware hacking, for the 1977–1999 game platforms this site covers, means working at the boundary where software meets physical silicon: reading undocumented opcodes, tracing cartridge bus timings, dumping mask ROMs, and rebuilding video and audio pipelines from die shots and logic-analyzer captures. It sits next to reverse engineering, emulator development, FPGA reimplementation, and preservation. The…
The BBC Micro Model B shipped with 32KB of RAM. The MOS 1.20 operating system ate roughly 10KB of that for its framebuffer, DFS filing system, and interrupt vectors. That left Ian Bell and David Braben about 22KB of contiguous address space — from $0E00 to $8000 — to fit an entire universe: eight galaxies,…
Scanlines are the visible horizontal gaps left when a CRT draws only every other row of a frame, and they are not a cosmetic filter. On 15 kHz displays tied to NTSC or PAL timing, the electron beam paints 240 or 288 active picture lines per field, leaving dark space between them. For anyone studying…
When we talk about fonts in video games, we are not talking about typography in the modern web sense. We are talking about letterforms burned into ROMs, squeezed into 8×8 pixel grids, and drawn by hand on graph paper before being converted to hexadecimal. These fonts are the visual voice of the machine. They tell…
When we talk about retro game graphics, the conversation usually lands on sprites, scrolling backgrounds, or the number of colors on screen. But there’s a quieter, more stubborn element that shaped the look of an entire era: the font. Not the TrueType files we drag into a modern engine, but the hand-drawn, tile-mapped, memory-tight letterforms…